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thisismyspoon: demonicfission: toastycadenza: why did no one...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:54:09 -0500

demonicfission:

toastycadenza:

why did no one stop me.png

sighs off of a cliff heres high res

((oh my god))

(( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ))

notzilon: Gods ain’t gonna help you sonYou’ll be sorry for...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:02:53 -0500

notzilon:

Gods ain’t gonna help you son
You’ll be sorry for what you done
Them gods gonna hurt you son
When you play with a loaded gun

~ The Pantheon (recommended listening)

FINALLY done with this!! I’ve always loved alt-histories, and I suppose that includes within my fandoms. It’s fun to think about how the trolls might be interpreted had they actually won properly and fully ascended to godhood in a healthy universe, especially with how stories and legends morph and change over time.

Twelve gods with golden crowns, eight children to usurp them.

~~also totally tagwhoring this one, I’ve been working too long on it for it not to be SEEN~~

new-prussian-tinfoil: barbie-lifeinthedreamhouse: You guys I...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:53:01 -0500

new-prussian-tinfoil:

barbie-lifeinthedreamhouse:

You guys I accidentally animated the frames backwards and this happened I’m laughing so hard

Ryan why are you putting Blissa on your face.

I think the weirder part is that he levitates the cat into his hand

pufflehuff: if rapunzel had wifi she wouldn’t have wanted to leave her tower so bad

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:49:43 -0500

pufflehuff:

if rapunzel had wifi she wouldn’t have wanted to leave her tower so bad

turntechgodkid: joelsdick: williambeckett: kingjaffejoffer: l...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:09:23 -0500

turntechgodkid:

joelsdick:

williambeckett:

kingjaffejoffer:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

My second time reblogging this and its still fucking hilarious

its a shame i probably would have found this really funny but seriously who has the patience to read the whole thing

really? you must have the attention span of a goldfish then, if you don’t have the willpower to sit yourself down and read a few paragraphs of something. Whatever, sucks for you cause’ this was really fucking funny.

if anyone ever made a burrito like that here

theyd be exiled for blasphemy

digisummers: no guys just imagineall the kids playing this...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:04:35 -0500

digisummers:

no guys just imagine

all the kids playing this song

lordenglishdemonoftime: ritmn: danfenton: skittysredass: Rebl...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 22:48:16 -0500

lordenglishdemonoftime:

ritmn:

danfenton:

skittysredass:

Reblogging again because I love it okay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

((AS A HOMESTUCK AND AN INVADER ZIM FAN, I APPROVE OF THIS PICTURE. I REALLY DO APPROVE OF IT.))

(Open RP) Homestuck AU: Brinebridge Academy

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 22:23:50 -0500

pawsomekitten:

“You know what?” Nepeta looked over at John. “You’re soooo right! I can just wash this thing and it’ll be like new!” Then she pawsed and said quietly, “Thank you,” She gave John’s jacket back to him.

He laughed, “you’re welcome, now come on, you still got to get back to your dorm, then you can wash your hat.” He threw his jacket over his shoulder and started to run to the garden, although he expected more rain.

(Open RP) Homestuck AU: Brinebridge Academy

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:21:00 -0500

pawsomekitten:

onedapperbiologist:

He nodded at her, “it’s worth a shot at least.” He took the lead again, wondering if they could even find it with the current weather. At the door, he tossed his jacket over Nepeta’s head to give her extra protection from the rain, not letting her react as he quickly walked outside, glancing around for the hat. It should be the brightest thing in the currently grim surroundings.

Nepeta held the jacket close to her and walked slowly outside so she wouldn’t sleep. As she stepped over a puddle, she looked down at the puddle, and screamed. “Look at this!” She had seen something in the puddle. Nepeta picked up the something, scraped the mud off, which revealed her hat! “It’s so dirty, but I have it at least,” Nepeta tried her best to sound happy, but she sounded a bit sad actually.

He went back over to her, putting his hand on her arm, “it’s better than nothing for sure,” he tried to reassure her. “I’ll walk you to your dorm?” he started to pull her back inside the main building to at least escape some of the rain.

raceagainstelegance: bURD

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:00:23 -0500

raceagainstelegance:

bURD

Photo

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:58:56 -0500

yapoos: have you ever been drawing a picture and then a new style suddenly comes out of nowhere and...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:28:25 -0500

yapoos:

have you ever been drawing a picture and then a new style suddenly comes out of nowhere and you don’t even know how its happening but there it is

jakeenglishsbutt: shubbabang: What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy. What if he was actually freakishly...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:23:53 -0500

jakeenglishsbutt:

shubbabang:

What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy.

What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive.

Like.

Psychotically happy.

ITS AS IF SOMEONE GAME KARKAT A LOBODOMY

Photo

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:14:11 -0500

i have to pee but the bathroom’s all the way in the bathroom

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:10:58 -0500

i have to pee but the bathroom’s all the way in the bathroom

balladofjohn: inkandscales: Emily Hoyer PUPPY Precious...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:58:21 -0500

balladofjohn:

inkandscales:

Emily Hoyer

PUPPY

Precious thing

portkey: “fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:32:08 -0500

portkey:

“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

(This is a wip, but I’ll just throw this on here since...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 04:05:51 -0500

(This is a wip, but I’ll just throw this on here since it’s Terezi. baaah. I’m just in need of finishing her horns and teeth, it’s almost been 24 hours since I stopped working on her. haaa. It’s supposed to be darker…and without that line down the middle :/ I was trying to keep a “red” color scheme :/ I might finish her horns tomorrow…or…not I’m ordering a tablet tomorrow and maybe a friend is going to come play Portal 2 with me so I can finally get those co-op trophies.

~~/I’m not good at painting or coloring. I’ll never understand why my friends have been telling me they like my coloring/painting and want to see more. At least I’m easing into my newish style.)~~

(Open RP) Homestuck AU: Brinebridge Academy

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 03:13:56 -0500

pawsomekitten:

“Yeah…it should be in like, the main hallway, or closer to the trolls’ dorms…” Nepeta replied. “Let’s just hope it’s not torn up or dirty,” Her face puffed out but she was not ready to give up.

They’ve looked in the hallways, and even closer to the trolls’ dorms, both male and female. As the two went back upstairs to the main hallway, there was rain heard outside. “wait, how long were we in the building?!” Nepeta rushed to the front door and peered outside. “It felt like we were just outside a minute ago!” She sighed, looked at John and told him, “We hadn’t looked in the front of the school…we should look even though it’s raining,”

He nodded at her, “it’s worth a shot at least.” He took the lead again, wondering if they could even find it with the current weather. At the door, he tossed his jacket over Nepeta’s head to give her extra protection from the rain, not letting her react as he quickly walked outside, glancing around for the hat. It should be the brightest thing in the currently grim surroundings.

if ur a roleplayer pls reblob this post

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 02:22:37 -0500

wixardsexual:

*reblog

*no w8 i mean reblob

i wanna follow your sexy selfs ;3

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